Ode to Spiderman

Spiderman
Spiderman
Can he do everything
that a spider can?
Does he cook his eggs
in a frying pan?
Is he that much different
from a regular man?
Spiderman
Spiderman

Spiderman
Spiderman
Can he shoot a web
with a flick of his hand?
Does he live in a house
with a garbage can?
Is he that much different
from a regular man?
Spiderman
Spiderman

Spiderman
Spiderman
Can he jump from a height
and safely land?
Does he rock out
to his favorite band?
Is he that much different
from a regular man?
Spiderman
Spiderman

I mean, I thought it was funny.

this was partially stolen from my brother